Fustercluck

God, what an unbelievable fustercluck, she thought, shaking her head from side to side on her pile of pillows as she remembered Sophie's tear-streaked face as she ran down the block and out of sight.

Writers for Gossip Girl have come up with fustercluck, motherchucker, and basshole.

“A fustercluck indeed,” he agreed, and she shrugged as a wet line ran down her spine.