Ganjapreneur

Announcer: “A true Ganjapreneur, you combined the lost art of door-to-door sales with a stupid idea you had while you were stoned.”

In soothing his remaining neighbors, Tomas's goal was both to ensure that no one placed a jittery call to the snitch line that the county still maintained, and, more generally, to be a legal ganjapreneur diplomat.

[…] She's a real ganjapreneur! Look what she bought me for a wedding present!” He pulled up his sleeve and there on his scrawny arm hung a Rolex the size of Big Ben.

Some free advice for all you ganjapreneurs – get your books in order, keep good records, and remember that the IRS is years behind in audits.