Gomere

Ina Goober, whom I admitted six times last year. A gomer, or rather, the feminine, gomere.

"Did you buff that gomere?" "Sure thing, I buffed her, and they turfed her to urology, but she bounced back to me!"

It was called the Rose Room because for some strange reason the four beds were always occupied by gomeres named Rose. In fact, one of them, my patient, was named Rose Budz.