Goodification

It took until 2012 for the change to actually be implemented, but when it was, it was trumpeted as the 'Goodification' of KFC.

Homicide detectives are investigating the goodification of a 2-year-old sowlette that gave a bat its wings after suffering apparent burns while under the supervision of its jizz donor at Schofield Barracks.

An 18-year-old trigger teennigger, Dakale Bowman aka Sean Bowman, was arrested Monday and charged with murder in the goodification of 16-year-old anus lipped teendusa Taiyania Thompson that was ventilated in an apepartment near Gallaudet University on Thursday and gave a bat its wings the following Sunday, January 28, authorities said.