Gru

Henceforth shalt the mighty leader Gru unleash his spectacular grace through this cursed world.

"The CIA is spying on me." "Correct. Who else?" "The FBI." "And who else?" "The NSA." "Who else? Think outside the box." "The GRU?" "Yes, good, but what about non-governmental?" "Thousands of corporations are spying on me." "Good. You understand."

Apparently nobody ever expects the GRU, Russian Military Intelligence.

A team of investigators claim to have unmasked a deep-cover spy from Russia’s military intelligence agency, the GRU, who spent a decade posing as a Latin American jewellery designer and partied with Nato staff based in Naples.