Guerra

Guerra had a grapevine, and Parra had a dog, and Parra's dog bit Guerra's grapevine, so Guerra beat Parra's dog with a club. —Tell me, Mister Guerra: Why have you beaten the dog with your club? —Because if Parra's dog hadn't bitten Guerra's grapevine, Guerra wouldn't have beaten Parra's dog with the club.

Head of the Spanish Red Cross’ disaster management unit international department, Inigo Vila Guerra, reports that rains have caused mud houses to wash away, sending rural residents to sturdier accommodations in larger, water-logged urban centers.