Gusband

When we identify to a car, a gusband, a wife, they control us.

I would like to be on a reality show called Gusbands. It's me and my three gay husbands and what we go through all living under one roof. Each gay husband I choose would have a quality that I need in a partner.

Jeff would affectionately call his tall brunette neighbor with the bright red lipstick his “swife” (straight wife), and she referred to him as her "gusband” (gay husband).