Gutlord

Who's that gutlord marching? You should cut down on your pork-life, mate, get some exercise!

Researchers with treadmills have issued a stark warning to bullies, after discovering some gutlords can move surprisingly quickly.

The shirtless Fattie with the CPF placard rammed into Dredd, propelled by the wheel supporting his obscene belly. Was that thing motorised? Dredd went down, the gutlord's bulging breadbasket blocking out the sun.