Hambeast

Dudes, if you ever tried to do this to your drunken buddy who's grinding with some hambeast you won't save him. You'll let him enjoy his drunken bliss until he wakes up the next morning; […]

During the course of the year, your roommate will wake up lying next to a hambeast he swears he thought was a 10 the night before.

I don't mess around with big ol' hambeasts like ya aunt.