Hippiemobile

The hippie wasn't wearing any shoes. January in Boston and he's in sandals, standing there screaming, “Look what she did! Look what the crazy fucking bitch did!” --like it was my pleasure to risk decapitating myself by slamming through the hippiemobile.

She may say she is a pacifist but if you question her sappy wisdom because she sounds a like a bumper sticker on a hippiemobile, she will turn on you with the rage of a PMS-Queen fueled by nitro.

No self-respecting vampire would choose to ride around in that hippiemobile. Especially one with a license plate reading “FLWRPWR.”