Hotski

It's a beautiful relationship. I look down, past the bulge in his shorts; his legs are shaved. Hotski wow-wow. This big moose, with biceps and a tattoo, shaves his legs. It's a mixture of feminine and masculine that sends me through the roof.

When I was breaking into Hollywood, Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Van Damme, Seagal were all really hotski. There was no room for another action hero and I was a victim of the numbers

“Good morning, Colonel,” greeted Bill. “How are you? Not so hotski, I bet."