Jahoobies

Larry was alone in his office when Straker came in; his part-time secretary, a Falmouth girl with the most delectable set of jahoobies you ever clapped an eye to, worked for a Gates Falls lawyer on her afternoons.

"Bountiful babes, dawg. Wouldn't you like to see more jiggling jahoobies in 3D? You know..." Coop lunges at me with two cupped hands. "Comin' at ya!"

His eyes widened at the sight of her generous bosoms. "Crikes, what gorgeous jahoobies!" he exclaimed.

On the day she arrived in Sydney, she checked into a private clinic and ordered the biggest pair of jahoobies they had in the place, then phoned her old pair and told them she needed another ten Ks - unless they wanted their youngest daughter sleeping rough in King's Cross.