Jesusly

I am going over to the other camp, and I want you to watch this man. Keep an eye on me, and when you see me raise my hand, this-a-way, drop him so by-Jesusly quick he won’t even wriggle.

One severe attack lasting thirty-five minutes took place during an interview in my office, and was accompanied by what he described as “Jesusly painful” cramps.

I know till I ache from my balls to breakfast. I know till I want to wring one shout from that jesusly silent throat of yours.

“You look some Jesusly bad. Must be at it.” Meaning writing. I said in a sense I was.

Whenever Webster picked up his cards, he exclaimed "Je m’en fous! What a Jesusly hand!"

“It was like a Jesusly burlesque show, without any women, until men started getting killed,” Tim said. […] Tim used the adjective “Jesusly” as a term of disdain, and “un-Jesusly” as a word of high praise.

“That Jesusly tobacco,” Tim said throatily. “What in Christ’s name ever gets a man to sucking that shit into his guts is more than I know.”

“Sure you can. Come on in, Audrey.” “No, I mean I can’t. I’m attached to your Jesusly fence.”

No candidate is entitled to your effort or vote who doesn’t come clean on the question of ending the rule of the military mind in our land, and removing from the backs of the American public the high cost of un-Jesusly fireworks like last Sunday’s Hell-bomb.

So now that you understand religion’s gifts, you can understand why America chose to be a Godly nation. And by Godly I mean Jesusly.