Jigglypuff

When they pointed out that I'd have to pay a couple of hundred bucks if I ever rejoined, I just laughed at them, pressed my fingertips to my temples, and visualized about seven and a half pounds off my jigglypuff thighs.

They sleep when you on the mic, you're fucking Jigglypuff

And when your body type is "Kirby" or "Jigglypuff", finding a style that is meant for your shape is next to impossible.