Jizzhound

you'll see jaw-dropping cumeating, where the jizz-hound's jaw literally opens as wide as it'll go, to catch every heavy shot of mancream

'That ain't come on your pants this time,' Angel observed. 'Too much of it, even for a jizzhound like you. You wet yourself, didn't you?'

i have a prewritten message to the effect of "dear [postm...@realdomain.com], the following jizzhound is sending me spam via your server. please shoot him/her."

You are a classic North London elite liberal jizzhound.