Knock-knock

These knock-knock jokes wear thin extremely fast.

Knock-knock. / Who's there? / Wendy. / Wendy who? / Wendy you want to open the door?

Formally, the poll tax will die today, but it will carry on knock-knocking from the grave.

The reporter also knock-knocked his house.

A golden-backed woodpecker knock-knocked on a tree while whistling ducks flew overhead; there were few other people.

We used a special clicking noise — like a knock-knocking sound. So she'd chat with me and allow me to stroke her beak.

For the Philharmonic and its subscribers, the essential thing was to get the acoustics right, which is a task of near impossible complexity. What kind of space can do justice, say, to the plunks and skittering knock-knocks in Lou Harrison’s Concerto in Slendro and also to the sustained, exalted moan of Mahler’s Fifth Symphony?

There are few solid leads, but the possibility of "the wood," a front-page tabloid story, drives him as he makes seemingly fruitless knock-knocks in the neighborhood. "We don't have an address, we don't know if it's racial," he explains to the camera.

The jewelry thing is just the first time you’ve noticed the knock-knock of the bigger issues at your door.

In the spirit of Tom Swifties and knock-knocks, John W. Little 2d has invented a word game called the Bridge of Sys.

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Then here's a collection to last you a lifetime, or until you've driven your parents and friends crazy, whichever comes first. This is the biggest knock-knock treasury you'll ever find

This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.

Malay, a past president of the American Meteorological Society, compiled some 232 pages of jokes – from knock-knocks to puns to cartoons.

There are knock-knocks and you-made-its, hugs and lots of luggage and bottles of wine.