Meat flaps

I bet her meat flaps are^([sic]) smell like rancid dumpster swill.

A little clitoral resurfacing here, an aesthetic snip of the meat flaps there, and you're ready to spread for Playboy.

And I haven't bought a cup from McDonald's since that old lady spilled some on her crotch, burned her meat flaps, and sued for $2 million.