Melonhead

Uncle Gene turned toward Dad. "Let the melonhead laugh. We'll show him, won't we, pard?"

The picture showed the group, a gurning, multichinned James looking like a melonhead in the foreground, dressed in formal evening-wear and cummerbunds. How the fuck had they got hold of those pictures? The boys looked like a cabaret band. It was bad. It was very bad.

Of course you should you melonhead. Why are you being so obtuse. You are just making my whole point.