Midget-porn

Your porn star name is the name of your first pet, and your mother’s maiden name. So I’m Shadow Eady. Told you it was crap;-) Yipe! I’m Fuzzball Udarbe. Sounds like the name of a midgetporn actor. *cringe*

> Hmmm […] Is it just me or what, but reading the subject-line on this post i expected something very kinky? You’ve let me down, Per(vert).

Jon & Kate Plus 8. Not the name of a horrific-sounding midget-porn movie. It’s the reality show that everyone is talking about. Alright, not everyone. We haven’t been talking about Jon & Kate Plus 8. But that’s because we’ve only figured out what it is. It’s a show about a couple plagued by the fact that the woman keeps machinegunning babies out of her vagina and one of them hit the milkman in the eye. Or something.