Monkeykind

Mankind at the lowest point where monkey-kind is at its highest.

There is no instance on record where a baboon ever evolved into a human being, and science in attempting to unearth a "missing link" which it is claimed will connect mankind with monkeykind, is like a blind man hunting through a haystack to find a needle which isn't there.

What he witnessed was probably the first observed exchange of money for sex in the history of monkeykind.