Moomoo

She served us dinner in a moomoo low cut around the bodice.

From the night appeared a short fat gray woman in a moomoo sack that clung to her huge breasts and belly.

Of course I'd be all bloated by then, like Michael Winner, but perhaps with braids in my hair and gold teeth, wearing a moomoo (I think that's what they're called – either way, one of them things you wear when you're fat).

I was as big as a house, very pregnant, wearing a moomoo gown, standing with my back to the door while I adjusted the heat register.