Mwi

'Getting MWI', apparently short for Getting Mad With It (or in other words, drunk).

The live stream was under way and a total of 1.3million folk tuned in to see me blether with [Ewan] McGregor about blasting Born Slippy at empties and if Irvine Welsh had the Monday aff work to get MWI – mad wae it – after the premiere.

It seemed like a great idea at the time. It was New Year's Day, I was slightly rough (okay completely still MWI) and there seemed absolutely no time like the present to ditch the fags for good as my 2019 resolution.

Sharing his purchase, Andy posted: "Really need to stay aff that wish when I'm mwi"

not just saying this cos im mwi and have ran^([sic]) out of booze but it's actually criminal that scotland has an alcohol curfew