Nimptopsical

I hope it proves useful to all those in AUE who occasionally get nimptopsical (one of 227 synonyms listed by Benjamin Franklin).

I may be staggerish, stewed, pidgeon-eyed, nimptopsical […] But drunk, no madam. Not drunk.

You showed up at my wedding nimptopsical, and you expect me to cook you up something fresh? You're lucky you've got anything at all.