Nork

I lay there so close I could've reached out in any direction and just grabbed a nork.

Ernie constantly badgered me to get her to talk to him but I suspected she would throttle him if he merely glanced in the direction of her norks.

And her norks! Like a hundred times bigger than his sister's. Why was he thinking about his sister's norks? Gross.

Norks just kept coming, running out of the smoke and fire like demons, come to drag all us sinners to hell.