Olds

As is often the case with 13 to 19 year olds, she fell in love.

As is often the case with 13 to 19 year olds, she's conceited.

Mother and I would ride two streetcars to Shaker Heights, where my garrulous Uncle Robert, taciturn Aunt Edna, and irritable teenage cousin Bob would meet us in their Olds 88.

Y.T. detaches from the Acura she's been hitched to for the last half mile, swings it over to Jason's fat Olds.

Her friends at school snicker at how the olds are clueless about TikTok trends. But they can't shame us olds about it very effectively, because we're old enough to know that today's trends too shall pass.

Don't ask me what the kids consider cool at the moment — I'm just an old.