Orgy-goer

1) The infamous Rod Stewart sperm-in-the-stomach story that resurfaces every five years or so (we're about due for its return). One time this story resurfaced with Jon Bon Jovi as the unfortunate orgy-goer whose over-enthusiasm for oral sex leads him to the nearest emergency room where he promply^([sic]) has a full litre of sperm stomach-pumped out of him. A friend of mine still swears he saw this on Entertainment Tonite!

> Anna > (olestra?) Supposedly the lubricant of choice for the heart-smart orgy-goer. (but I thought it caused flatulence?)

They wouldn't let me in the gates, so I wouldn't know. Most of my spies reported that striiping^([sic]) was required. When it wasn't, those who kept their clothes on were shunned by the other flesh-worshipping orgygoers.

"Who are these gods with their holier-than-thou attitudes?" - Roman orgy-goer, "Asterix and Obelix"

The typical gay orgygoer in an otherwise "committed" relationship typically engages in three different sexual encounters, each with a different trick, at each orgy. Gay couples who attend orgies together do so on average once every two months.