Pavement pizza

I think I'm about to deliver a pavement pizza.

Being drunk is one thing, but creating a pavement pizza on a train is clearly overstepping the mark.

I was so relieved at the end of the journey that if I had had anything left to throw up I would have made it a hat trick of pavement pizzas.

2010, Michael Powell, Matt Forbeck, Forbidden Knowledge College: 101 Things Not Every Student Should Know How To Do, Adams Media, UK, page 84, This will make you gag and cough; keep going until your stomach starts heaving. Open your throat as if you were is about to swallow a sword; this sends another signal to your brain that a pavement pizza [is] about to be delivered.

She would have been pavement pizza if she hadn′t been strapped in. As it was, she was hanging from the shoulder strap like a parachutist who hit a tree.

He′d even heard of there having been a jumper once. Ended up as pavement-pizza, but astoundingly still alive, now simply existing in a semi-vegetable state, a crippled slobbering mess, physically and mentally incapacitated for the remainder of his sorry life.

Fortunately, technology is in place to slow your descent before you become pavement-pizza.

That's so the little critters can go there and eat their little hearts out instead of getting them smashed out on the road as a part of a pavement pizza.

Had I been in an SUV, the kid would have been pavement pizza.

If that schnauzer winds up pavement pizza, they′d love reporting me, they′d be checking my tires for fur in no time.