Pile of shit

They said it's all a vast conspiracy? What a pile of shit!

Take this pile of shit back where you bought it and get your money back.

We know he claims it's legit, but we also know he's a pile of shit, so we'll proceed with caution.

Guard: "And I'll tell you another thing. I've got a wife and three kids. And you're all a pile of shit." Prisoner: "I've got a wife and three kids." Guard: "You've what?"

How did he think he could attract a woman when his house was a pile of shit. Hell, he was a pile of shit.

I told the civvie no, that I was a member of the Xeno Corps, and flashed my badge to prove it. That was when he asked if I could 'sense' what he was feeling, and I said no, because it's impossible to know how a pile of shit feels.