Pink oboe

Another of our friends once walked into the communal showers to find a boy tootling on the pink oboe of another of the same age.

Thus, for as long as mankind was unable to finger his pink oboe correctly, the entire galactic orchestra would forever fail in its attempt to play the orgiastic cosmic symphony.

Right about the time I'd decided my life was crap and I was drinking too much, I'd stumbled onto the neighbor's visiting niece playing a solo on his pink oboe. These are the crazy things you see when you spy on your boyfriend through a skylight.