Play doctor

If Shakespeare lived to-day he would have waited four years to have his first comedy read and accepted—after which it would have been re-written by the stage carpenter and the leading lady and put on with interpolated songs and a costume chorus with a play doctor in the rear of the theater keeping track of the laughs with a hand comptometer.

[…] Jimmie volunteered, […] "How can you have kids if you don't play doctor?"

By the time they are six, they may play doctor and take one another's rectal temperature or place objects into their orifices, […]