Pod person

If I hadn't known better, I would have sworn that aliens had stolen the real Jessica and replaced her with some pod person.

"I'm not stalking you," she said, with all the sincerity of a pod person in The Body Snatchers.

Both avenues are shit. You can stay in New York and climb, climb, climb and never get where you need to go and give yourself a nervous breakdown, or you can move to the suburbs and be like, Who the fuck are these pod people? Neither seems great.