Pollstress

Not everyone who replies to a pretty pollstress cares enough to join an association or to write a letter to his congressman.

A May Poll survey conducted by pollstress May Hemm found only one store owner in downtown Great Bend who didn’t give a coffee brake^([sic]) at any time during the day, (said it was too hard to work out).

I saw the opinion poll as a means of encouraging the shopkeepers of Sawston, so I gave the propaganda answer, which rather flummoxed the pollstress since her form made no provision for such an eccentric answer.

[…]introduced, in fairness to Tony Snow): Fox News’ Tony Snow; pollstress Kellyanne Fitzpatrick;

A self-described “pollstress” who includes [Donald] Trump’s running mate, Indiana Governor Mike Pence, as a former client, Ms. [Kellyanne] Conway leveraged her status to help sell herself as an expert on marketing candidates to women.