Poutsome

"You’ve been caught in The Honey Trap," said the poutsome models awkwardly, assuming, for no discernible reason, a Charlie’s Angels-style "action" pose.

Not to mention planned shows starring the poutsome Sean P. Diddy Combs, who hasn't stopped nagging MTV for his own show ever since he saw Ozzy's Nielsens. VH-1 fortunately wriggled out of a deal to film newlyweds Liza Minnelli and David Gest whose marriage lasted slightly longer than a cough drop.

In this corner (of Walmart), ladies and gentlemen, a buxom, scantily clad, and heavily made-up Bratz doll complete with poutsome red lips, F-me heels, and tons of “Oh, no you did-unt” attitude.