Pubicly

Mr. Nessler's book stated that hair migrated around the human body, and that men with a good head of hair had very little elsewhere, while bald men tended to be very well endowed, hirsutely speaking, on the chest, shoulders, back, and pubicly. Pubicly is the antinomy of publicly.

After my bath I search my armpits and crotch for signs of hair but no luck yet. I’m pubicly challenged.