Queenie

The woman is crazy, that's what. She has a pug dog she calls Queenie and it has its meals at the table along with the family, eating off a china plate.

George sat down. Queenie got up. 'Could I have some money to buy a birthday present for somebody?' she asked.

He looks like Eddie Izzard gone too far and sounds a little like Rod Steiger's queenie turn in No Way to Treat a Lady.

There are no closed seasons for queenies or restrictions on fishing time or catches.