Scrotumed

And now lately imagine the shock of having sent down a nicely bepenised and scrotumed Johnny only to have it come back a vaginad Janie.

Thanking his lucky stars the whole while he'd been born dicked and scrotumed and udderless.

There is a live air-sucking saggy-shouldered woefully unslaked (in so many ways) hairy-knuckled droopy-scrotumed human body in the trunk of my car, which may or may not be worse than having a dead one in there.