Scuzzoid

I am a freshman at the University of Maine, it is April of my second semester and in this time frame I have moved 4 times and been through three roommates. Each one was really different. I had one scuzzoid from hell, a dork and my best friend.

Sure enough, the scuzzoid duo.

Anyways, the young, dumb and fullof cum interns say that I have a "sensual and easygoing attitude", so I guess I really turn you on, hey stud? Well, what can I fuckin say...eat me, scuzzoid!

BTW, anyone read Barbara Olsen's new book? Clinton's way scummier than even *I* thought he was. Not to mention his scuzzoid wife...yuck!

See, Kevin's just a scuzzy scuzzoid (new word; I'm getting bored calling him a "dirtbag" in public internet forums), so he just grabbed that big, gaudy $1.67 Wal-Mart brass ring like nobody business since he doesn't have the motivation to aspire to anything more... but I think Nick's different.