Sergio

Sergio has been here for a week.

Sergio Garcia, a Spanish golfer, broke his putter over his knee on Friday after taking 32 putts in the second round of the Players' Championship.

After so much time wishing everything would stop, the day it all finally did, Sergio felt like his life no longer had meaning.

How do you know about me and Sergio being a thing? I thought we were really careful and hadn't left any clues...

Veteran Spanish golfer Sergio Garcia finally captured his first major title in a sudden death playoff over Britain's Justin Rose.

Because he still needed to verify his conclusions, Sergio opted not to say anything to his colleagues until he was sure he wasn't wrong.