Shitgibbon

//ˈʃɪtɡɪbən//

"Shitgibbon" in a Sentence (13 examples)

’Tis the Mozzer and Mark E Smith! Yes, in the year 2000, Sir Morrissey del Manc and Shitgibbon Smith will be tired old buckers, fit for the scrapheap ever since some student NME reader got to see their poetry part of the English GCSE and finished so-called “serious rock” for, in the words of Alice Cooper, “EVAH!”

Good luck and goodbye to the most sick-making,hypocritical bunch of shitgibbons i've yet encountered on the Web!

get the f*ck off this newsgroup,shitgibbon!!

So they should be,when he's the feller "what" films them.If you want cheap then feel free to buy from any one of 10,000 shitgibbons out there "who film from their computer keyboards" (as it were) thereby saving so much $$,that they can cut you a GREAT deal for a 4th gen mastepiece!

Please purchase only authorized electronic editions, and do not participate in or encourage electronic piracy of copyrighted materials. In short, don't be a shitgibbon.

And of course, cis people, you legally have the freedom to refuse to do that, but if you refuse you are being a shitgibbon.

They were riled that they couldn't get a rise from him. Witless fucking cocksplat. Shitgibbon.

“My God, Agent Barridge. You used to be a five time Marshall Cup champion. "Agent of the Month." And now, now you're sweating over these alien insects? How far you've fallen. [chuckles] What are you gonna do when they tear a hole in this ship and tear off your ass? These grotesque shit-gibbons.” “Grotesque or not, they are the native inhabitants of this planet. And we have proof that they saved one of us. They didn't eat him or attack him.” “Saved and not eaten whom?” “Uh, me. They saved me.” “[laughs] Of course they didn't eat you. You're crap food. You're recycled Spam baby. You get chewed up and shit out over and over and over again.”

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At any rate, since this now seems to be an active area of linguistics research, I think we need a name for this construction. I'm going to propose "shitgibbon compounds".

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For this post, I’m showing the frequency of many possible shitgibbon compounds, measured in raw Google hits, as a way of getting an idea of their popularity. […] Per Zimmer, each of these shitgibbons start with a monosyllabic sweary word, and the other two syllables are a trochee; a two-syllable word with the stress on the first syllable.

Participants judged shitgibbons with matching vowels as more satisfying (2.79 vs. 2.49) and funnier (2.80 vs. 2.46) than shitgibbons without matching vowels, while the effect of matching consonants was minuscule – less than a hundredth of a point on either of the 1–5 scales.

At @GalaxyKate’s challenge I have made a bot that generates shitgibbon compounds - @shitgibbon_bot. Check it out if you find that amusing, though warning, it is by definition explitive^([sic])-ridden 😅

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