Shooketh

When this collection was first teased on Kylie Jenner's Instagram and Snapchat stories, viewers were shooketh everywhere (myself included).

This is nuts. A refined website like CBS chose my story as the top. I was shooketh.

Not only has Riverdale taken place, but everyone is shooketh! Peeps are devoted to this show, and we get it.

My entire world was "shooketh" when a wise mentor told me that I need to start treating myself like I treat other people.

I hope you were sufficiently shooketh by them and let us hope that the poetry of an alternative facts dude in the 16th century holds no weight and rest easy friends!

Amidala's headdress alone hath shooketh me to my core.