Siress

At dinner the first night, with all the lords and ladies, sirs and siresses, I was sensational.

Dear Sirs and Siresses, / No one but the Sanhedrin is allowed to view the holy sacred stone tablet. So there’s no use telling non-homosexual male European Americans where it is located. But surely they may not doubt nonetheless that what’s written there is the word of the Lord.

>Sir Doctress Neutopia (neut...@external.umass.edu) / PS: Siress, surely.

Dear Sirs/ and Siresses / I need titles to science fiction short stories with anarchy or libertarianism as a political theme.

Sir, if sir and not siress you are, why not turn it into a script and send it to ITV or STV, it got my chuckle muscles vibrating, it would make a change from the unfunny rubbish broadcast by both channels, Naked Video and Rab excepted.

Dear Sirs and Siresses, / Anyone know if there is a java event that catches if the window has been resized either using cursors or the min/max icons?

Sir, or Siress / I wish to apply for the above post.

er, uhm, Heir (or Heiress, or Heretic, or wHatever) D.Pugh? this is your *real* name? -- (how unfortunate) -- well, sir or siress, *my* real name is P.Oder (that's "P" for "Pungent" -- […]

Yes Siress!

I'll have you know, sir or siress, this means total and complete war.

You cut a bit too much off that armchair? No problem, sirs and siresses, let the history brush take care of it!

Well, sirs and siresses, I got myself cured of this horrible situation through the use of a CPAP machine.

Thankye^([sic]) kind sir/siress's

Thank you dear sirs and siresses

Mick & Wen are hereby congrated^([sic]) by Sir Knut and Siress Elly.

Foul! Foul I cry. Since when were you a Sir? Surely you're still a siress?

"They need fresh vampiral blood for the ceremony..." spirit Joyce explained... "From a sire or siress and his or his offspring..."

Moore and Eick seem to be uncomfortable portraying men as men really are. Give'em another year and they'll have a requisite throwback show - only it'll be the guys that will be socialators, siresses and disco chicks with three pairs of eyes.

> Well put, Sir! / > / > / Siress actually, but when you're saying nice things I won't quibble!