Slappable

A mere glimpse of this 25-year-old's delicious olive skin — along with that wonderfully round, slappable ass; thick, wet lips, and huge, seemingly painted-on ruby eyes — would make any cadaver (with even half a stiffness in him) bubble his preservatives […]

Chair was not a picture, it was a felt shape, slappable, which didn't bounce back, with one kind of acoustic for molded plastic, another for vinyl, another for cloth, another for wood.

He's the quintessential slappable fat nerd trying to sound like a hard-ass.