Smurves

Why don't you like the smurves? The smurves are our friiends!

Llamas sit around all day doing what appears to be nothing while us humans run around working our butts off to stay afloat in society. I mean, llamas can survive simply by standing around, chewing hay and spitting at passerbys whilst plotting how to take over the world with their Smurf friends. Can you do that? I didn't think so. And Smurves. They were able to get a few years worth of air time on TV. Have you ever had your own show? Again, I didn't think so. All of this leads to the inevitable conclusion that llamas and Smurves are smarter than humans.

"I see smurves and I see milves because of wolves and of elves." -BC