Snart

While an occasional fart makes us laugh, snarts never do.

I was holding in a snart, and then right when she took the photo... don't you want to know what a snart is?

The elf knocks three times, coughs and knocks once more, followed by a snart – a tricky and highly dangerous procedure where you sneeze and fart at the same time!

Basil choked out a laugh of his own. “It snarted?” “Snart?” She wiped at her eyes. He grinned. “Sneeze-fart. It's a thing.”

Okay, first of all, I look weird there because I'm snarting.

“The one who farted when she sneezed.” “I didn't break up with her because she snarted. She picked at her feet, which is gross and unhygienic.”