Space-invader

A person’s size doesn’t necessarily indicate whether he is a potential space-invader.

Those in attendance at the event include the alcoholic “survivor” Denise, inveterate pothead Cookie, perky reunion organizer Lisa, chatty space-invader Pudge — all of whom (and more) are channeled by multitasking narrator Polk.

PTers should not be confused with space-invaders. Space-invaders get as close to you as possible without actually making contact.

The space-invader will be stunned by the icy gaze, and when on command the gerbil opens his mouth, the kinesic creep will flee in shock upon hearing, “Hey, buddy. What is your problem? Scram.”