Spankavision

Print on the wall, earth tones on the bed, data port on the phone, fifty-five channels on the TV, including E! and Bravo: the modern secular hotel in perfect replica, except for the fact that there's no Spankavision and no minibar.

If he needs some spankavision to get him through those nights, he needs to visit us. We'll provide DVD's for him!

and for the record, cable modems download pron^([sic]) at speeds of over 100 times faster than regular modems. its^([sic]) total spankavision. i love it.

“Do you at least have some good spankavision?” Ben asked. Mike blushed. “I've got a kid in the house, so no, I don't have any spankavision.”