Spoo

On a road trip to Ithaca, NY, we were out carousing in the bars one fine weekend. Well, it seems that one of the guys was basically told to "fuck off" by a girl in one of the establishments. He proceded to jerk off on the girl, and had one of our teammates lift his dress (yes, cross dressing is also perfectly normal behavior for ruggers) when he came, spooing all over the girl's back. The reaction of the girl was, for reasons unknown, hostile. After all, he gave her the gift of love...

Try spooing some chocolate pudding onto a tray, or even better, right onto the table.

You come in here spooing your completely ignorant crap, and presume to *advise* as well?