Stommie

Small Henry had been questioning his mother about the mysteries of death, and was greatly concerned to hear that people who went to heaven couldn’t take their bodies. […] “O, mother, I don’t want to go to heaven without my stommie.”

p.s. girls should wear boys jeans because they hang on the hip and show some of the stommie and that is very sexy. I know cuz I got a husband out of this so you can too....

Anyway, as soon as I could get my head into the car--3PM today--I drove home. Roz and hubby were starting with the iced vodka and fish eggies, really making my stommie lurch...had to get out of there.