Strippergram

We thought it a good idea to get Dave a strippergram for his birthday.

“Well, well, look who decided to show up.” “It's my day off, Twayne. I cleared this with you months ago.” “I think I would have remembered that.” “I sent an email...” “No.” “A memo...” “No.” “A notarized letter.” “No.” “The strippergram?” “No.” “Really? You don't remember the strippergram?” “No.”