Superpenis

The youngster calmed down somewhat and recognized that he had been saying, in effect, that he had a "superpenis." He laughingly asked, "I guess I made it sound like it was long enough to polevault with, eh?"

The celebrated American sexologists William Masters and Virginia Johnson discovered that superpenises tend to behave differently from average-sized versions.

Despite persistent legends of "superpenises," the length of the average human penis is three to three-and-a-half inches while flaccid […]

It soon became clear that what Sepp had done by buying this "superbike" was to go from having a non-functional penis to a "superpenis."